Rollercoasters as a form of transportation

Dear drones--
Some lucky tickler has mentioned the excellent idea of rollercoasters being used as interoffice transportation in the new complex. Now, I know there are a lot of naysayers out there. However, once we get this complex up and running, and get it expanded to something approximating the size of the original Zero Unlimited campus, there should definitely be a Request for Proposals to install rollercoasters at least between the parking garage and the main lobbies in each department.

For one thing, they are very fast. Faster arrival at department = faster getting to work at desk.

Better than coffee for waking up.

These are points I expect to see expanded upon by our R&D staff, once they stop all the tomfoolery with mummies.

Didn't they learn anything from last year's skeleton mishaps?!

Signed,
Your Boss
Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO

Too Much Color

It has come to my attention that you people seem to be posting lots of unnecessary pictures on this board. If this persists, I will be induced to produce pictures of my own making.

You know you don't want this.

Please don't make me.

Laughing up his sleeve but still very stern,
Your boss,
Mr. Paul Freeman