Keep Old Creepy Away From Me

Look, I know I'm pretty and all, but I don't enjoy attention from guys who are weird and creepy. That creepy janitor guy keeps stopping by my desk, waving from out in the hallway, and talking to me. Ew! He's so creepy.

I don't know if he's bothering anyone else since guys always are more interested in me than other girls. And don't tell me I'm conceited or anything. It just shows your jealousy, which is a bad trait that makes guys hate you. I can't help it if I'm prettier than other girls.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, so Old Creepy comes up to me and says, "Did you hear on the radio that the RHCP are getting sued?" I asked him why, and he just stands there staring at me. Then he says "Oh.......I can't think of that guys name.... he reminds me of Bob Dylan......who is he...."

Oh my god, I couldn't believe it. He stood there for like three minutes, just blankly staring at my little kids in big hats poster, and saying that he couldn't remember the guys name. It was so totally lame, I couldn't believe it.

I wanted to scream at him to go away, but I figured I'd wait to see how long it took him to either figure out the guys name or leave. No joke, that idiot kept standing there until he came up with the brilliant description that the guy has blonde hair and Johnny Depp was in his videos.

That is so not cool because no one but a Johnny Depp fan would be able to figure out who it was with those lameass clues. Luckily I am Johnny's biggest fan at ZU, so I asked if it was Tom Petty, and Old Creepy said it was. But then the guy couldn't even remember why they were being sued. I mean, why did he even mention it if he didn't know the guys name or why they band was getting sued? Can anyone do something about this type of harrassment?