Strange and Creepy, yes it's ZU
Hello. The Mysterious Stranger here. I just thought our employees would be interested to know that even though this is a blog to disseminate information to the ZU workforce, that the top keyword searches for people coming to our little slice of heaven is:
1. strange conversations
2. old creepy names
3. turkey dressed as Santa
I'd say this sums up our workplace pretty accurately.
posted by Mysterious Stranger @ 1:31 PM
4 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman
4 Comments:
I came to work today and there was a strange man in the mailroom. He wore dooleyboppers and said he was in communication with someone named Krelmaaaan. Or Keldaaaar. I couldn't understand him.
Do you know anything about this? He's interfering with productivity.
That sounds like Fred. He's my second cousin once removed. Did he say anything about where he put my vintage rainbow legwarmers? They were mint before he put them on, now I'm never going to be able to sell them on eBay.
Dammit. Can you not restrain your various relations?
He was wearing the legwarmers. Either that or some very friendly catepillars were getting to know him better.
Does Fred have an instinctual drive to devour the soul of Santa Turkey? 'Cause it sounds like he does.
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