Rollercoasters as a form of transportation
Dear drones--
Some lucky tickler has mentioned the excellent idea of rollercoasters being used as interoffice transportation in the new complex. Now, I know there are a lot of naysayers out there. However, once we get this complex up and running, and get it expanded to something approximating the size of the original Zero Unlimited campus, there should definitely be a Request for Proposals to install rollercoasters at least between the parking garage and the main lobbies in each department.
For one thing, they are very fast. Faster arrival at department = faster getting to work at desk.
Better than coffee for waking up.
These are points I expect to see expanded upon by our R&D staff, once they stop all the tomfoolery with mummies.
Didn't they learn anything from last year's skeleton mishaps?!
Signed,
Your Boss
Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO
posted by Michelle Souliere @ 6:07 PM
3 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman
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Roger--
Use your common sense when implementing roller coaster proposals. If someone gets sick on the roller coaster they should relegate themselves to simply walking to their offices.
If someone is delicate they should be well prepared with their own bubblewrap and styrofoam packing frames custom-cast for their body type. I take no responsibility for namby-pamby schmucks in my corporation.
Breakables! Who needs 'em?!
Calzone--
Please relegate your selling of illicit substances to more appropriate venues, such as the alley behind Shooters.
Did you find any vials of that green stuff from Mars? I still can't find my shoes.
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