Does anyone know who left the bread on my desk? It was totally centered in front of my monitor, which is kind of creepy because that means someone came into the locked area my desk is in.
There's a label that says it's a mini italian loaf. At first I thought some secret admirer had left me a loaf of bread. Lots of guys do stuff like that because I'm so good looking. But then I noticed there were a couple of pieces of bread missing from the center of the loaf. Oh my god you guys, how gross is that? What sort of freak leaves a partly eaten loaf of bread on another persons desk? I really think they were trying to disguise the fact that some bread was missing since the heal was so snug up against the rest of the loaf. And how gross is it that someone had their hands all over some of the bread in order to take those middle slices?
So did anyone see the sick freak that left this stuff on my desk? I'm not sure why anyone would leave partially eaten food on my desk, but I don't want it to happen again. Can't something be done about this type of stuff? I mean, I'm okay with the jewelry that's been left for me by my secret admirer, but I dont' want some weirdo leaving their gross food on my desk.
So knock it off, you guys!