Moon Job

I was looking around online and found this interesting article about an enterprising fellow who wanted the moon on a stick. Got a consulting firm and everything.

It got me thinking. What do I want for ZU? I mean, we all know about my wishlist which generally seems to get thwarted by Kevin or the guys in Accounting saying "Sorry there's no room in the budget for a Bigfoot," but there are a few visions that seem like they should be doable.

So why haven't they gotten done??? Barring the large explosion that caused us to move to a new facility.

Namely:
1. More research. We have sublevels in the complex -- why aren't we using them more productively??? I don't care what's being stored down there. Storage = dead space.
2. More scientists. If there's one thing we can always use more of, it's more scientists for research and development. If salaries are an issue, find some guys out of Eastern Europe or the Amazon who just want a ticket to the golden land of the U.S. of A. and a nice place to live. We can put them up in some of the conference rooms no one's using.
3. More phone calls. For the head of a company, I seem to get very few phone calls. But my secretary's phone rings all the time. Why is that? You don't want me to get bored, do you???
4. More memos. More memos means more work is getting done and more communication is going on. Communication is very important. Even if you have to make someone else type it up for you. And use this BBS more often. It won't bite you.
5. A little bit of space race action. Find out more about this moon thing for me, will you???

That is all for now.

Signed,
Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO