Day 7 - The Beergle-ator

Since you noodleheads can't seem to keep up with this stuff, I am going to have to exercise my leadership skills (bet you never thought you'd see the day) and take this affair in hand and spank its little booty beet-red.

With the advent of the Rathskeller's successful installation in the basement of Zone 8, it seemed appropriate to introduce our next item at this opportune time. Anonce...

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The Beergle-ator
Not to be confused with Ator, Fighting Eagle (see image), this little contraption is the best thing going for your beer. Do you like it fizzy? Do you like it in a fight? Just let the Beergle-ator go to work for you.

With each turn of its micro-engineered hardware, this little doohickey will percolate your beer to frothy perfection. Not enough head? No problem. Really want to splash beer all over your buddy "unintentionally"? No problem. The Beergle-ator has you covered!!! With settings from "Humming Fizz Mistifier" to "Really Messy Like Some King of Beer Tiger Knocked You Over!" our engineers have gone the extra nine yards to make sure the Beergle-ator will do exactly what you want.

Additional accessories available include the Wet T-Shirt Contest Nozzle, Personal Splashguard (which doubles as the Accidental Splash Director for 2-in-1 Fun), and Explosive Knocker for those really rowdy nights that just haven't learned how to express themselves fully yet, and need a push in the right direction.

The Beergle-ator will be available in the near future, test marketing to occur at the Rathskeller on a date to be announced. Not recommended for the fur-wearer who looks askance at smelling like delicious beer.