Shegunga gorblegoocher in the wayanana

Yes. Today: YOU make up the meanings to my excellent Daily Vocabulary entry.

Think nothing of it.

Signed,
Gorfdudilator

Memo from the Mailroom

As we approach the busy holiday season, it is imperative that we review a few of our policies, as there has been some slacking from certain sectors of the complex.

1. We are no longer accepting Sponge Bob or Smiley Face stickers in lieu of stamps.

2. Inter-office mail must have a proper address. We will no longer be delivering mail to the "rotund man with body odor on level 4" or "the woman in the painful shoes with dandruff on level 6".

In other news: It has come to our attention that certain mailroom personel are being actively discriminated against for their lunchbox preferences. One employee was ejected from the commissary for using a Barbie's Dream Palace lunchbox. The ZU Employee Code of Conduct clearly states in Section 3, Paragraph 2, that this type of discrimination is not to be tolerated.

Thank you for your time and attention,
The Mailroom Spokesmonkey